Kabhi woh bahut odd lagti, kabhi kuch zyada hi cute
Par main ek small town ladka
Yeah, I’m trying to be the dude
Haan, main jaanta hoon achche se ke wo zyada hai masoom
Par pata nahi mujhe khud cheezon ka, kyun chaahun main proof?
“Achcha lag raha hoon na?” Check karta rehta jab bhi uske saath
Koi has toh nahi raha mujhpe, uda toh nahi raha mazaak
Bas sehma-sehma rehta hoon aur rehta hoon ghabraye
Chaahta hoon har pal mujhse bole, “You’re my perfect guy”
“Kuch gadbad hai,” hamesha kehta rehta yeh dimaag
Rehta question mark aur dhoondhoon uske character pe daag
Hamesha rakhna chaahun paas, karta rehta hoon shinaakht
“Pakdun main range haath,” dhoondhta rehta hoon main chance
Kaise mere bin samajh nahi aata has leti hai woh
Main toh uske bin har kisi ko bas keh deta hoon no
Miss karta hoon usko roz, bas karta nahi hoon main show
Message ka wait karta hoon taaki main kar paaun ignore
Hum saath hain phir bhi lagta hai tujhe karta hoon main chase
Kabhi mujhe apni lagti, kabhi lagti hai guest
Kaash yeh saare thes tujhe bata paaun main, babes
I wish tujhe rakh paun main saja ke in a case
Tujhe rakhna main chaahun duniya se mehfooz kyun?
Ban gaya hoon main sehma sa jasoos kyun?
Khud ke lagaaye aag se mujhe tu bacha le
Gadhta hoon kaisi bhi ajeeb si story main
Karne laga hoon khud se hi munh-zori main
Chain-o-sukoon main karta hoon tere hawaale
Shayad bhool nahi pa rahi ex ko, aur bhula nahi pa rahi past
Shayad ab bhi uske touch mein hai, chhupa rahi hai koi raaz
Uske saamne normal rehta hoon, pehna rehta 100 mask
Fir Insta mein uske ghus ke karta rehta hoon jaanch
Koshish karta rehta uske phone ka kaise kholun lock
Fat ke haath mein aa jaati hai jab phone aata hai switched off
“She must be riding with her boss,” aise khwaab dete khauf
Soonghun chupke so main uske saare pehne utre tops
Humesha kehti mera bhai hai woh, haraamzaada Sid
Uske messages galti se maine kar liye the read
“Hey, Sid, can we speak when Dino goes to sleep?”
Mujhpe kar rahi thi woh cheat, woh haraamzaadi bitch
Tarpan mein har kshan hai, bas tention jab ban-than jaaye tu
Confirm hai launde har-dam kahenge, “Tere laayak hoon”
Concern hai genuine, humdam, tabhi toh be darr raha hai tu
Kam dham-dhamkate hain bhram that’s why main pee ke tight hoon
Mangadhant likhe saare granth, usmein hai daayan tu
Manthan karta hoon aur satsang, uski wajah hai tu
Constant khayalon ke ghar par yeh waapas aaye kyun?
Lakshan hain sab jan kahenge mujhe, “Saale, psycho”
Tujhe rakhna main chaahun duniya se mehfooz kyun?
Ban gaya hoon main sehma sa jasoos kyun?
Khd ke lagaye aag se mujhe tu bacha le
Gadhta hoon kaisi bhi ajeeb si story main
Karne laga hoon khud se hi munh-zori main
Chain-o-sukoon main karta hoon tere hawale
Main tere ko saari raat phone try kar raha tha, kahan gayi thi tu?
I slept early, babe, par subah se tu pee raha hai kyun?
Chal saali prostitute, door reh mujhse, samjhi na tu?
Arey, par hua kya hai? What the fuck is wrong with you?
अरे, पर हुआ क्या है? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Batao, inke pyaar mein pada tha aur yeh khel rahi thi games
What?
Mere naam se joda name, aur kahin aur ho rahe kapde change
Shut the fuck up
Do you even know what you’re saying
You shut the fuck up, mera naam apne munh se lena nahi again
Arey, par hua kya hai? Mujhe atleast batayega kya tu?
Tera phone dekha, Sid ke saath mast macha rahi hai na tu?
Aur dekha saamne aa hi gaya na beta end mein truth
Achcha karta hoga smooch, aur tu bhej rahi hogi nudes
I can’t believe it, Sid mera bhai hai
Achcha, bhai ke saath mein sokar aayi hai, sahi hai beta, sahi hai
Shut up, shut up, shut up, D
Teri soch kitni ghatiya hai, tu ganda hai, chhee!
You know what, teri galti nahi hai, it’s really not your fault
Tum saare saale same ho, damn you, fuck you all
Mujhe teri soch pe jaane kyun taras aata hai, D
You don’t need a fucking partner, you need a fucking doll
Tere baap dada ne daali hai tere andar gandi soch
Bas yahi tumhara make hai, this is your genetic code
Now don’t you fucking touch me, leave me, mujhe chhod
Tere shaq aur insecurity ka nahi hai koi todG
Girls ko product samjhte hain almost saare men
Par tu toh ekdam perfect tha na? Ten out of ten
Matlab jo bhi tune kiya tha woh kar raha tha pretend
Main paagal thi jo soch rahi thi ke my D is different
Haan, main Sid se raat-bhar chupke-chupke baatein karti thi
Tujhe propose karne ka idea koi lag nahi raha tha theek
Par tu shaq mein itna andha tha, obviously you can’t see
Ke ghar pe maine bol diya, “Will you marry me?”