Lil Bunty
Tumhare abbu aa gaye phir
Papa, papa, aap phir aa gaye?
Mubarak ho, mili hai maut
Tu toh silly hai bahut
A pussy, tu geeli hai bahut
Bunty ko lagi hai bhookh (bhookh)
Naashte mein mili thi haar (haar)
Ab milega dinner mein L (L)
Iske munh se tapkegi laar (laar)
Rap ka Deepak Kalal (Kalal)
Kyun aake mara raha har baar? (Har baar)
Main kha raha karare
Tu goton se kar raha garaare
Ab yeh le karara jawab
Khod daali kabar teri, nikalo ab kala coat
Wartmaan mein toh sab jaante main zyada dope
Abhi Nandu ghusedega yeh bamboo
Iss madarchod pe giraaun bomb, lage Balakot
Loon udaan, har baaz bole, “Bhai sahab”
Arjun wala teer tere gaand mein tha dhaai saal
Sab jaante hain Bunty hai pussy
All he want is a lauda, isey shauq hai malaai ka
Hype lene aa raha, par gaand de raha baar-baar
Chaar foot ka Lilliput, yeh karega kya maar-dhaad
Regret karein tere forefathers
Ab dhoondhne pe milenge yahan baap tere chaar-chaar
Isey toh pata nahi kisse Aladdin ke
Anpad, khwahish hoti poori Jinn se
Teri Jasmine karti hai ride, haan
Ghutne ghise hain usne udti kaleen pe
Bandi ke baare kuch bolo na
Punjab mein faili thi jaise woh Corona
Par tu bhi toh cum nahi hai, chhote
Tu bhi toh karta hai swallow na
Hello, cyber police?
Tu laude ka rapper, hum chalte hain chaude mein
Kare Antop Hill ki yeh baatein
Par rehta hai khud Navi Mumbai ke kone mein
KR$NA attacks, no GST
Yeh jaante hum baap hain, no PSG
Mumbai ke sadko pe PhD
Matlab pretty huge dick in your B-A-C-K
Maine maani kabhi haar nahi
Tere 17 milli’ subs
Phir bhi kuch lund nahi ukhaad rahi (oh, no)
Chhe mahine se ho raha flop hi
Bina diss ke iske ho rahe 10 milli’ paar nahi
(Oh, no)
Sab chheelun tera, keh le tu cheel mujhe
Kisi bhi nazar se lagta nahi real mujhe
Haan, music kare heal mujhe
Chal jhuk, beta, aaja de doon feel tujhe
Maare saanp, ho gaye frighten python
Sonny, listen, main Ali with no fighting license
Chahiye punch lines toh main mic pe Tyson
Yeh bhaage, karoon dash, daalun life pe hyphen
Tu chhota sa, chhotu, yakeen kar
Chaar futiya, tu gudiya pakad ke ab neend kar
Yadi tu latke reh mere in tatton pe
Pair tere phir bhi nahi pahuch rahe zameen par
Mere paas ek solid sawal
Bol, kahan hai teri knowledge gawaar?
Gaano mein karta sirf laude ki baat
Yeh Narnia nahi, aaja closet se bahar
Pehle hua cocky aur phir hua flop bhi
KR$NA koi nahi jaanta tha, now you know of me
Tere diss ka best part
Jab kiya tune mere aur Raftaar wala drill flow copy
Saamna tum karoge toh saamne hi maroge
Mere sab yahan, Kashmir ka main thoroughbred
Maine jhaada apna sheeshi mein lund
Toh paida hua Bunty, beta, tum surrogate
Yeh rapper ab hasne laga hai
Jab se dimag mein tere woh basne laga hai
Sadma hai sakht, isey dikh nahi raha sach
Kyunki bina kaanch wala isko chashma laga hai
Lagti tu Mia Khalifa
Chahidi hain kinni tareefan?
I don’t need a ticket or VISA
Just to go and kick it like FIFA
Whole family holding flowers
Tere golden bars ko de doon golden shower
Ab badiya sa milega tujhe shot
And motherfucker, I ain’t talkin about no golden hour
Tu kothe mein baitha, main baitha hoon kothi mein
Line’ein kyun maar raha hai abhi bhi chauthi ke?
Tera naam aur logo bhi copy hai
Saanp dekhe maine, jab tha main woh tokri mein
Yeh rapper nahi, Tik-Tok ki chhokri hai
Bistar mein karta yeh naukri hai
You-you-you, you-you-you, you-you-you, you-you-you
Chal, bhosdike
Woh karna chaahta grind toh le raha uski masti mein
Bunty, are you fine? Chilla raha jaise gashti hai
Pasand dollar sign, ab Bunty bahut frusty hai
Get in from behind, suna de raha tu sasti mein
Woh karna chaahta grind toh le raha uski masti mein
Bunty, are you fine? Chilla raha jaise gashti hai
Pasand dollar sign, ab Bunty bahut frusty hai
Get in from behind, suna de raha tu sasti mein
Ek minute, ek minute, Swallow-Na ka phone aa raha hai
Yeh hai round two, now I’m bound to get at you
Saanp waali Medusa, yeh ban rakhi statue
Mujhse kyun bhid raha? Kyun Bunty hai chid raha?
Ab rupiya hai gir raha, badi dollar ki value
Li jagah, main na aaya jagah maang ke
Kiya tujhe corner aur fasaya tujhe jaan ke
Laude ka Khabeeb, disloyal to his peeps
Haan, lagta hai mujhe tu aaya hai Dagastan se
5G zamana tu 3G pack pe
Diya makeover, maine li thi back se
Isey samajh nahi aa raha, kyun latak raha hai naada
Teri bitch ke liye, she wants easy access
Dekh kaise lagta hai kharchon pe tax
Tere label waale toh hain saare barson se whack
Shauk nahi karne ka bachchon se behes
Nahi toh gaand mein ghusta jaise kachchon ke tag
DIVINE ne show pe milaya tha
Groupie, tu backstage aaya tha
Uss show ke line-up pe Prabh, main, DIVINE the
Tu toh sirf photo khichaya tha
Na label, na management, Vyanjan tha viral
Main kar raha tha shows (Independent)
Tu Artist Aloud pe signed tha
Pehli baar maine milaye the Saavn ke log
Mumbai Se Dilli Tak, gaana woh mera tha pehle se
Baatein badalti nahi kehne se
Bola collab hum karte, tu daale phir shartein
Ki gaana aaye tere hi channel se
Bura nahi maana, diya tha gaana
Badle mein kuch bhi maanga ek baar nahi
Chaar saal tune kamaya uss gaane se
Kiya hai tune mujhpe koi ehsaan nahi
Yeh le ab facts le
Tu bahut kare cap apne tracks pe
Maine kyun kiya diss?
“I’m the only one doin’ it right now”
Bol ke dhabba laga raha tha tu rap pe
Kabar mein sulaun like goodnight grandson
Make a kid nap, I don’t care for ransom
Safed hogi shakal, no Marlyn Manson
Ab finally Shahrukh bane Fair & Handsome
Bunty, badhai ho, maine improve karai hai teri likhai ko
Aadhi lines toh woh teri bhi nahi hain
Kisne likhi hain teri punchlines woh? (Kisne?)
My gosh, oh, my gosh, Bunty, tu kaisa hai rival
Iske label ka best rapper rakhta hai jhaant par isko
Aur maanta hai mujhko woh idol
Bezzati kaise tu sehti hai roz?
Milegi choot, apni panty mein khoj
Shurpanakha, tu naach, katvaai hai naak
Par main kyun doon iski family ko dosh?
Suna teri neele baal waali saheli bhi
Har raat paheliyan sunati hai
Mintu har photo mein daant kyun dikhaati hai?
Lagta hai Bunty ka tu hi chabati hai
Ispe toh lagaam hai majboot
Aadmiyon ke hamaam mein mat ghus
Bunty ka hajaam hai adbhut
Jhaant jaise baal, poori aavam hai hasmukh
Tera career banaya Raftaar ne
Haan, jaake ab choom uske talve
Tu naram and weak, thoda sharam toh seekh
Jaise yaar tere pehente pool mein bhi kapde
Gaane mein kele paao, kele paao, kela khaao
Nazdeeki taaluqat hain tere banana se
Yeh dilli ki sultanate, main hi hoon Altamash
Tu toh janani zanana mein
‘Cause I been thinkin’ about rappers soundin’ hibbidie bow
Gaandu, angrezi nahi aati toh bezzati karati
Haan, asli mein karti tu rap nahi
Teri album thi flop
Ussey zyada toh bahut hi ban rakhi hype iss cap ki
Sweet dish kya khayegi, bhadvi yeh khud hi mithaai
Mumbai ki laundiya ban rahi ab bhai
Bilal ki kar raha main time se laal
Main jeetun yeh jung jaise 26 July
Lene ki shaukeen awaam, fuck Femiway
Bolo mockingly naam
Lil Bunty se fati thi gaand
Tabhi 8 minute chillai yeh raand
Ab yeh doosri baazi hai
Jabhi tu aayega, hum lene ko raazi hain
Poori zindagi bana na diss
Tere art ke liye mere chhe minute kaafi hain
Machayenge 4, ise lund pe nachayenge aur
Machayenge 4, ise lund pe nachayenge aur
Machayenge 4, ise lund pe nachayenge aur
Machayenge 4, ise lund pe nachayenge aur
Ma-baap ke baare mein bolega
Isey lag raha yeh maar nahi khayega
Address hai tera mere paas
Agar main aaunga, bhaag nahi payega
Ek aur baar bol unke baare
Maamla rap ke bahar hi jayega
Bunty toh poora hai pussy
Paper bhi doge yeh faad nahi payega
Aur mera gaana promote karne ke liye
Thank you, bitch