My Little Kendall

All I want is for my Kendall to be a star
Don’t care what you say, my girl works hard

We follow all the rules
We’re both in every class
We give you all the gifts
She looks good in all her routines
I mean, just look at her!

Abby, are you even listening?
Ugh, Jill, we’re in the middle of a rehearsal!
Abby, look where you put Kendall
And why is she not in the front?

She’s the prettiest girl you’ve seen
Worked on it since she was three
She’s bound for the movie screen
Ha, not one that children should see

My little Kendall
She’s your next big star
Give her a chance and she’ll go far
With what repertoire?

My little Kendall
You can mold her how you want
Just make sure that she’s in the front
And if you do that for me
You can consider those mothers gone

All I want is for you to become a star
Don’t care what Abby says, you work hard

Let’s take matters in our hands
Get the girls in the minivan
They’ll never be found again
You’ll take your rightful spot
At the top of the pyramid

My little Kendall (My little Kendall)
You’re the next big star
Money will take you far
Mom, just go get the car!

My little Kendall (My little Kendall)
Even if we’re caught
Daddy will buy us out
(Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy)
We’ll change our names
And move on out to Zimbabwe

I don’t understand
How you ladies can just sit around here
And watch my little Kendall face such adversity!
Adversity?
You think Kendall’s the only victim
Come on now Jill, ugh!

She pulled Paige’s dance cause of a chair
She questioned my daughters national title
She continues to stereotype my child
May I remind you of LaQueefa?

But you’ll never know
All the hardship that goes
Into walking through those doors
And choosing to fight
For the top of the pyramid
Damn stupid pyramid!
Take that back about the pyramid!

Smash little McKenzie, who cares about Brooke
We’ll shove Paige’s side and draw duck kick Nia
We’ll kick Chloe’s face and then break Maddie’s legs
And she’ll take her spot right at the top!

My little Kendall!