Pepto Bismol Song

Got a permanent stomach ache
You tell me to drink Pepto Bismol ′til it goes away
Now my insides are pink and my breath is too sweet
And there are cavities in every one of my teeth

Anxiety is an ever present thing
It follows like in that horror movie
I’m 22 and 4 past my best-by date
But I haven′t learned a thing since 17

My folks are counting the days ’til i grow up
Living to work could never be enough
Failing’s worse than death, I know I think too much
So self obsessed, I forgot how to love

Everyone in this Aldis knows that I′m crazy
Cause of how I try to act normally
Sweat through the gathering of produce and cheese
But I can tell they see right through me

Never met a love I didn′t fuck up
Never had a future I couldn’t run from
Never made a choice without a second thought
Never found a fight I hadn′t already fought
Never met a love I couldn’t fuck up
Never had a future I wouldn′t run from
Never made a choice without a second thought
Never fought a fight I hadn’t already lost

Already lost
Already lost
Already lost