Main vi changa, mera pyo vi changa
Meri maa vi changi, rishtedar behenchod
Ex vi changi, meri next vi changi
Meri crush vi changi, rishtedar behenchod
Main vi changa, mera pyo vi changa
Meri maa vi changi, rishtedar behenchod
Ex vi changi, meri next vi changi
Meri crush vi changi, rishtedar behenchod
Khair chhod, rishtedar behenchod
Call karke ghar pe poochein, “Ladka kya hai kar raha?”
Kehta main, “Likh ke rap hoon record kar raha”
Haste, kehte, “Aisa kaam kar, pita ji ka naam kar”
Humara ladka karke top das-hazaar hai kamata
Reply karta main, “Itna bar main udata”
Fir shikayat hoti bapu se, “Ladka bigad gaya”
Dooje din uncle dhoondhein, unka ladka kidhar gaya?
Saare samjhein ban chuka hai Gangadhar, yeh dega gyaan
Rishtedaron ko pata ye Gangadhar hi Shaktiman
Sharma ji bhi rakhne lage door apne ladke ko
Roj unka ladka laata botal mujhse milne ko
Main vi changa, mera pyo vi changa
Meri maa vi changi, rishtedar behenchod
Ex vi changi, meri next vi changi
Meri crush vi changi, rishtedar behenchod
Main vi changa, mera pyo vi changa
Meri maa vi changi, rishtedar behenchod
Ex vi changi, meri next vi changi
Meri crush vi changi, rishtedar behenchod
Doston se zyada hote rishtedar chutiye
Ae khuda, tu yeh bata, “Yeh tune humko kyun diye?”
Kaam ke, na kaaj ke, yeh bojh hain samaaj pe
Kal ke fal ki chinta karke jeene na dein aaj pe
AIDS se bura yeh rog, “Kya kahenge chaar log?”
Har ghar ka yeh dialogue
“Tu aavaara, sang aavaara tere saare bhai log”
Bas isi baat ka hai khauf
“Kyun karta aa raha Sharma ji ka ladka shuru se hi top?”
Rakha yakeen kamane mein aur saath hi saath gawane mein
Isse zyada kya lega tareef teri gaane mein
Oh, chutiya ***, hum kitne jaane-maane hain
Pata nahi agar tujhe toh pooch ja ke thane mein
Main vi changa, mera pyo vi changa
Meri maa vi changi, rishtedar behenchod
Ex vi changi, meri next vi changi
Meri crush vi changi, rishtedar behenchod
Main vi changa, mera pyo vi changa
Meri maa vi changi, rishtedar behenchod
Ex vi changi, meri next vi changi
Meri crush vi changi, rishtedar behenchod