Ati paavan, ati patit suhaani
Kalyug ki sun madhur kahaani
Jo jhootha so ooncha hoga
(Sach waala hi neecha hoga)
Karega jo jitni bhi buraai
Usi ki hogi jag mein badhaai
Bhool ke mat achchhai karna
Hoga yeh dukhdaai varna
Koi tujhe ek chaanta maare
Maar ke usko wahin gira re
Doosra gaal na aage karna
(Seekh le bande ladna-marna)
Jhooth-fareb seekh le, bande
Daya-dharam ke kar tu dhande
Pehen gerua, ban ja sadhu
(Pratidin jaayega pooja tu)
Ban ja tu khooni apraadhi
Seekh dharam ki saudabaazi
Sansad mein tu neta hoga
(Bahut bada abhineta hoga)
Bhaai ki tum taang kheenchna
Behno ka adhikaar chheen’na
Maat-pita ko ghar se bhagaana
(Pee ke daaru mauj udaana)
Chehre upar laga mukhauta
Bin pendi ka ban ke lota
Jidhar dekhna palda bhaari
(Paav pakadkar lena yaari)
Aan, maan, samman bhool ja
Maan aur abhimaan bhool ja
Tabhi toh tu dhanwaan banega
(Bahut bada insaan banega)
Nirdhan se tu nafrat karna
Makkaron ki izzat karna
Yahi samay ka bhi kehna hai
(Yeh kalyug hai, yahi karna hai)
Jisko bhi tum doge sahara
Banega dushman wahi tumhara
Jisko raah dikhaoge tum
(Chot usi se khaooge tum)
Jyada bak-bak na tu karna
Parchhai pe bhi shak karna
Jo bhi tere saath chalega
(Dekhna ek din ghaat karega)
Dekha na mirchi ka paudha, raha masale bech
Bahar chor hain ghoomte, mandiron mein taale dekh
Geet bech, sangeet bech ke
Seedhi-saadi preet bech ke
Bahut bada ban gaya gawaiya
(Sisak rahi hai Sharda Maiya)
Khet na dekha kabhi dhaan ka
Chaawal beche bade brand ka
Dhoop mein koi kare jutaai
(Baith chhaav koi kare kamaai)
Adhyaapak jo hain sarkaari
Bahut badi unko bimaari
Baith class mein so jaate hain
(Moti salary woh paate hain)
Baarah saal ki umar hai jiski
Poori ticket lagegi uski
Rape kare jab satrah waala
(Hai naabalig bhola-bhaala)
Koi bachcha kare majdoori
Toh uski hai umar adhoori
Bachcha kaam film mein paaye
(Bahut bada star kahaaye)
Ladka chaahe kahin bhi jaaye
Aadhi raat ko laut ke aaye
Beti agar bajaar bhi jaaye
(Ghar mein sabse maar wo khaaye)
Court-kachahri jo jaata hai
Kahin ka na woh reh jaata hai
Bina faisla mar jaata hai
(Bill uska fir ghar jaata hai)
Kaali lagti hai gharwaali
Lage phuljhadi sabko saali
Chaahe lakh bura ho saala
(Bahut bada hai qismat waala)
Maans na khayein Shanivaar ko
Kal khayenge Ravivaar ko
Ghar-ghar ki hai yeh nautanki
(Kehte hain, “Sukhdev hai sanki”)
Bahut badi hai Kalyug Vani
Gyaan bhari hai, ati kalyaani
Kalyug mahima jo gaayega
(Sidhe swarg-lok jaayega)
Aaj tu kal pe taal de, kal parson pe taal
Kaam na kar tatkaal tu, tabhi galegi daal